What is Hasselhoff hiding?

Although he sang, “I’ll be ready, never you fear, forever and always, I’m always here,” in those infamous opening credits on Baywatch, seems like David Hasselhoff didn’t really mean them.

The mastermind who brought the world that infamous red swimsuit and hours of campy dialogue and his wife of 16 years, Pamela Bach, filed for divorce earlier this year, citing that ever-so-popular reason irreconcilable differences. And while the proceedings appeared to be going along rather amicably for the last month or so, that’s no longer the case. According to www.entertainmenttonight.com, Hasselhoff’s soon-to-be-ex wife has been trying to rescue copies of his medical records from Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, much to his dismay. While it’s unknown what those records contain, it is known that David doesn’t want her to have them in her possession. His lawyers have contacted Ms. Bach, demanding she withdraw her request at once and cover the almost $4,000 in attorney fees that he’s spending to fight her request if she does not comply.

Hmmm…top-secret medical records? A mystery in the hospital? A couple in the midst of a messy divorce? Sounds like a case for Mitch Buchannon of Baywatch Nights.