Baby Brangelina.

People Magazine reports representatives for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have confirmed that the two are expecting their first child together. Biological child, that is, as Angelina is already the adoptive mother of Maddox and Zahara, children that Brad has recently petitioned to adopt as well. Angelina is, of course, best known for her sexual escapades with past partners of both genders, as well as her humanitarian causes. Brad is best known recently for dumping Jennifer Aniston and shacking up with Angelina before the ink was dry on their divorce papers.

Baby Brangelina should make his/her debut this summer.