Ya’ll Ain’t Ready.

Happy holidays to all of you out there celebrating today. And for those of you who might have finished early, and need something to do, might I suggest perusing the following new website – www.kevinfederline.com.

Yes, K-Fed has launched is own, new official website – and I can hardly contain myself. It took a few minutes for me to actually get in, as I needed to download some media flash software, but definitely worth the wait. Once I could enter the site, I was treated to a collage of photos and headlines about he and our beloved Britney, most of which I’d already seen, given I subscribe to just about every entertainment magazine out there. But regardless, I wasn’t prepared for the huge statement that Feddy literally spelled out at the end of his photo montage. I mean, it was some strong stuff, so commanding that it practically blew me away. It said, and I quote, “Now that I have your full attention, NEVER judge a book by its cover.” Wow, that’s really, really powerful stuff. And original, too, because I can’t remember the last time someone made that recommendation to me. I was so distracted, trying to keep up with the images that were flashing before me, that I almost neglected to pay attention to what I think was a pseudo-rap song playing in the background. I’m assuming this was the work of Kevin himself, but I suppose I won’t be able to know for sure until his big album release next year.

Sadly, once you get past Kevin’s proclamation, and the subsequent images of a cork popping from a champagne bottle, two glasses and some confetti, there isn’t much to see. A quick note from K-Fed himself, though, promises that I’ll soon be able to get a lot of information here and will really be able to learn more about the person Kevin actually is. And I, for one, can hardly wait. I mean, why else would I seek out his personal website, if I didn’t want to get to know Feddy on a deeper, much more personal level? To see what exactly Britney, and Shar before her, actually see in this fine, upstanding, unemployed young man.

Ya’ll might not be ready, as he raps, but I am.