Would have thought Miller Lite.

I realize that, aside from my appreciation for all things television and one-time celebrities, I’ve shared very little about myself on this blog. So, partially for that reason, and partially out of boredom, I spent some time tonight figuring out how best express the qualities that make me who I am. And while I could do that by just trying to describe myself the best I could while, at the same time, trying to be sure I cast myself in a positive light, I determined there was definitely a better, more impartial, accurate way to illustrate the person I am. Instead of taking an honest try at it on my own, I took not one, not two, but three different personality quizzes on the Web.

Quiz #1: What Kind of Villain Are You?
Because, let’s face it, being bad is always more interesting than being good. After answering several multiple choice questions, designed to gage how wicked I really am, the results are in.
I am an Evil Genius – here is the description:
You’re too smart for your own good sometimes. And because you can be quite stubborn, you believe you’re always right. You don’t need other people to boost your self-confidence, but people are usually glad to boost your ego…because you’ve proven to them that there are things worse than death.

Quiz #2: What Type of Drink Are You?
Chosen because I had a pretty good idea of what sort of drink this quiz would tell me I was…and I was pretty close.
I am a Heineken – here is the description:
You are a Heineken. You’re a little more sophisticated than most people, but it’s not like your Einstein. Your tastes are more refined, your temperament is always level and not out of control, and you’re not trash. The only bad thing about you is that you’d probably buy one of those tiny BMW convertibles. That car sucks.

Quiz #3: Which John Hughes Movie Character Are You?
Who can’t relate to at least one John Hughes movie character, after all? That’s the reason all those movies are regarded so fondly today, 20 years later.
I am Samantha Baker – here is the description:
You’re little miss smarty pants. People tend to like you once they realize you’re more than a pale faced redheaded nerd. It may seem like your family pays no attention to you because you’re the less talented one in the family, but they’re just absent-minded. Come to think of it, even your love interests never seem to know you exist. What’s wrong with you? (Side note for this description – I am a brunette, not a redhead.)

To sum it up, I appear to be an inflexible, level-headed know-it-all who conveys a quiet disposition with a mean undercurrent. Who would have guessed that I’m part Heineken?