Laguna Beyotch.

Laguna Beach’s Kristin Cavallari, in an attempt to keep herself in the spotlight as the premiere date of rival LC’s new show The Hills approaches, is making her feelings for fellow MTV-reality star Jessica Simpson known.

"Kristin thinks Jessica's pathetic," a clearly close friend of Kristin’s tattled to the National Enquirer. "She says that Jessica is delusional for wearing her wedding band on a chain around her neck like she's in high school or something. She says that Nick is through with Jessica and she needs to realize that it's over and move on." Ohh, how eerie…does she give this advice to all people named Jessica (remember J Wahl)?

For those of you who might have blinked, Kristin was one of the many women Jessica’s ex, Nick Lachey, was reportedly seeing after the couple announced their plans to divorce. And while the supposed relationship only lasted a matter of weeks, their time together, albeit brief, seems to still mean quite a bit to Kristin.

"It was nothing more than a rebound romance for Nick. But Kristin fell hard for him," her friend reveals. "She obviously still has a soft spot for Nick and some bitter, unresolved feelings for Jessica."

You think? Not like Kristin hasn’t fallen for someone who’s not really available before (paging Stephen…or Talan). Time to Come Clean…