Why am I so real?

Bobby Brown’s high-class sister Tina, the one who admittedly sold stories about Whitney Houston and her reported drug use to the National Enquirer, is shopping around her own reality series, says www.contactnews.com. But unlike Being Bobby Brown, that focused on the obvious (being Bobby Brown), Tina claims her reality show will go beyond the exploits of her infamous brother, more prominently featuring the rest of the Brown family, many of whom (including Tina) weren’t featured in Bobby’s series. Tina’s project will also more than likely provide what I’m sure she hopes is a great opportunity to showcase her son Shane, himself (conveniently) an aspiring rapper.

"We're doing the Brown family reality show," Tina emphasizes, hoping to find that one freak who might actually be interested in watching a Brown family reality program that features someone other than Bobby or Whitney.

But for those of you who (wisely) think that Tina’s show won’t be nearly as entertaining as her brother’s, Tina promises you don’t have to worry.

"We got a lot of footage of Bobby," Tina says reassuringly, perhaps realizing that without it, no one would watch. That said, Tina is still quick to point out that, "It is so different than the Being Bobby Brown show."

Girl, you need to change your attitude. Ah no, oh, a no, don’t be cruel.