I can’t do this all on my own. No I know, I’m no Superman.

Zach Braff is missing ex-gal pal Mandy Moore. He’s missing her like candy. So much that the National Enquirer claims that Zach has (inexplicably) enlisted romantic disaster and recent divorcee Jessica Simpson to help him try and woo Mandy back.

"Zach misses Mandy terribly and he'd do anything if she'd give him another chance," a source told the tabloid. "He insists that all those rumors about Mandy giving him the boot after she caught him cheating on her are hogwash. Zach said that Mandy told him that she simply thought they needed a break from one another."

A break which began in June and is showing no sign of repair. And as for those rumors that Zach has been spotted wooing Jessica? All supposedly part of his master plan, clearly influenced by the logic of his delusional, perpetually unlucky in love television character Dr. Dorian, the only man on earth who would think such a silly scheme would work.

"Just because Zach seemed to be following Jess around a Hollywood nightclub recently, and then appeared to engage her in an intense conversation, everyone assumed he was hitting on her," the source said. "He's been doing everything he can to get Mandy back — even using Jessica Simpson as a go-between. If anyone knows how much it can hurt to go through a very public split, its Jess." Sigh...sweet, sweet lovin’ has got Zach going to the extreme.