Confessions of a broken heart.

In the new issue of Vanity Fair, Lindsay Lohan bites off more than she can chew. Which is ironic, given in the magazine interview, she finally comes clean about being bulimic and her experimentation with drugs. And in what I’m sure will be surprising to no one, it also appears that Lindsay’s two-week hospital stay last year wasn’t really due to exhaustion, although I’m sure that having a raging fever, a swollen liver and a kidney infection don’t really do much to boost the energy level. Rather, Lindsay attributes her physical collapse as a reaction to her break up with Wilmer Valderrama and to the actions executed by her somewhat-violent, embezzling, drunk father.

But despite her poor health, family drama and dabbling drug use, Lindsay insists that she can make a difference and wants people to see her as a role model. Again, in her Vanity Fair interview, she states, “With the position that I've kind of come into, I'm in a place where I can really make an impact on people and really help girls that are, you know, people with anorexia, people that aren't in good relationships with their lovers … people that don't get along with their parents. I can change that a little bit." Um, okay – in my experience, it hasn’t always been wise to look up to someone going through multiple, public family crises while simultaneously battling/denying an eating disorder and satisfying their curiosity regarding illegal substances, but perhaps if I did, I too could make a difference.

Or, at least, a sandwich.