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Two of the Lost Boys have found a new home. On cable network A&E.

A report on Starpulse (http://www.starpulse.com) reveals that A&E has given the go-ahead to what’s being called The Coreys: Return of the Lost Boys, starring Corey Feldman and Corey Haim. The show will chronicle their friendship, their good and bad fortunes and their lives (once) in the fast lane. Corey and Corey shared the screen in various late eighties/early nineties movies including License to Drive, Dream a Little Dream, Blown Away, National Lampoon’s Last Resort and (ironically) Busted. The program will start by showing how life changes for the now-married, new father Feldman, living in suburbia, when Haim, probably still attempting to sell his own teeth for cash, is forced to move in with his old co-star and his new family. A&E has not actually specified whether this is a comedy or an unfortunate twist of fate for the Feldmans. Busted again.