Presence not accounted for.

Shar Jackson, still fooling herself into thinking she’s remotely newsworthy due to her six (okay, two) degrees of separation from Britney Spears, thought that her connection to the pop star might be enough to talk A, B, C or D listers into attending her recent 30th birthday bash at Las Vegas’ Body English. Page Six of the New York Post reports that an e-mail from Roxanne Romero, Shar’s publicist, was sent to various agents and managers in the Los Angeles area, requesting they "submit your talent to attend this fantastic event to honor Shar Jackson’s birthday." Guess it’s hard to find people who are Sharstruck…