Name blame.

The New York Daily News claims that Britney Spears has picked out a unique name for her new baby, rumored to be a girl: Jailynn. The stripper sounding-like moniker is a combination (literally) of the names of Britney’s parents, Jamie and Lynn, who will now have the honor of having not one, but two children named after them, as they bestowed Britney’s little sister with the name Jamie Lynn 15 years ago. Star Magazine says that little Jailynn, despite reports to the contrary, will arrive via a scheduled Caesarian section on brother Sean Preston’s September 14th birthday, undoubtedly in an attempt to make it even easier for father Kevin Federline to keep track of when at least two of his children were born. I suppose it’s better than Lymie.