Kiss off.

After being left out of season three of Laguna Beach and uninvited to The Hills, "new girl" Casey Reinhardt has found another way to extend her fifteen minutes of fame – by opening her own store page on her official website. Visit www.caseyreinhardt.com/store to purchase your Laguna Beach inspired lip gloss, available only through Casey’s site. Choose from such shades as Enchanting, Divine, Lovely and Captivating, for what Casey describes as, like, "totally glam looking lips." Each gloss will set you back $16.00, plus $5.00 for shipping. And while I’m definitely tempted, given’s Casey’s promise that her glosses will leave my lips "looking soft and luscious," I’m holding out for the next release, which will hopefully include the more-appropriately named Trashy, Jealous and Bitter shades. Dunzo.