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As the finale of Big Brother: All Stars draws near, show some love to the residents of Chill Town, the recently-evicted evil Dr. Will and his fairly useless, unfortunately-nicknamed cohort in crime, Mike (Booger) Boogie. Visit CaféPress (http://www.cafepress.com/willkirby) to see a selection of merchandise handpicked, and modeled all season long, by the dynamic duo, with slogans including "Let’s have a showmance," "Trust me, I’m a doctor" and, of course, the official "Chill Town" membership jersey. For a mere $16.99, even your dog can show it’s support for what’s left of this powerful alliance. And if Will and Boogie aren’t your all-stars, search the entire Big Brother: All Stars section of CaféPress (http://www.cafepress.com/buy/big%20brother%20all%20stars/-/cfpt2_:/copt_/cfpt_/source_squidoo/x_0/y_0) to purchase your "Howie Loves Boobies," "What up Kaysar?" or "I’m a Floater" designs. You reap what you sew.