Puck procreates.

This is the true story. The Real World San Francisco’s Puck, best-remembered for snot-rockets, not bathing and using his dirty digits to eat peanut butter from the jar, has become a father. Again. People Magazine is reporting that Puck (real name: David Rainey) and his wife, Betty, whom he married onscreen while participating in one of MTV’s Real World/Road Rules Battle of the Sexes challenges, welcomed son Rocco Kokopelli on August 6.

"(Rocco) looks like a combination of both of us, which is probably lucky for him because I’m kind of ugly," the proud father told People. Charming. Baby Rocco joins equally-unfortunately named big brother Bogart, 4, in this unfortunate family and years of therapy to come.